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When I started the BDSM community 35 years ago there wasn't really much to it. Fortunately I was able to inject it with some of My energy and vigor and coaxed it along to what it is today. Yeah, I know. How could I have been into BDSM for 35 years seeing that I am only 45 years old? I was a precocious kid and I've always been very Dumbinant. My mom used to kneel to Me a lot. It comes naturally to Me ya see.
I am Twuly Dumbinant.
I'm an expert in all BDSM techniques and especially the one that blonde subbie slut over there is looking to try. Yes, I know nobody has ever seen Me using a whip but believe Me when I say that I've used it a lot and I'll be happy to take her for a whip scene. Hmmm, I wonder if I can get her to suck My cock before I try, errr, use the whip on her? She better if she wants it bad enough.
You don't think I know what I'm talking about? Well, that's because you aren't a Twue Dumbinant yourself. Our kind can identify each other right away. I shouldn't even have to explain how great I am to you. Twue Dumbinants can just 'tell' when they meet another Twue Dumbinant. They can just sense it. I've heard it might be genetic. Ya know. Kinda like a Spidey sense thing? Remember in issue 273 of the Amazing Spiderman when he met that other guy with spidey powers? It's like that. I knew you weren't a Twue Dumbinant as soon as I saw you. You'll never understand. Nothing personal, bud, that's just how it is.
It's like that with subbies too. They know a Twue Dumbinant when He tells them to kneel out of the blue. Those subbie sluts like to be surprised like that. They don't expect it from a total stranger and if they're really sub they just drop to their knees.
What? They don't like to be called subbies? Who cares what they want to be called? They're just sluts for us Twue Dumbinants to use for our pleasure, right? If they don't do what We say well they're not really submissive anyway. Just means they're switch bitches or plain old vanilla sluts looking for a little kinky sex. Hey... not that I'm against a little kinky sex. Heck, I'll take it any way I can get laid. That's not what BDSM is all about though, yeah I get that. Still I'm not going to turn down a little pussy just because she won't kneel.
I've had a lot of girls kneeling to Me you know. Dozens... maybe hundreds? Well, a lot anyway. They've all been hungry for Me. They just can't wait to feel My Dumbinance. I know they don't flock around Me much here but that's because I'm new to this community. Once they get to know Me they'll understand how great I am.
Yeah, that's why you've only seen Me around for a little while. I've had a lot of years at this, like I said, but it was in another part of the city, errr, Country. Another part of the World? Yeah, that's it. I've learned My stuff in England. I belonged to one of those European Houses you've read about. Learned all My stuff the Old Guard way. You wouldn't understand. Maybe you read about it in Story of O? Ya know those books are based on reality. I know they're in the fiction section but that's because they have to keep it a secret. If they put it in the real-life books part of the store there'd be millions of you wannabe's out looking for them, umm, us. Looking for us. Us Twue Dumbinants.
Techniques? Well, like I said I know 'em all. Oh sure I know how to Flourine Flog. Florentine? Yeah, that one too. I can even do it with both hands. At the same time? No not like that. That sounds crazy. Nobody does that, do they? Oh him? Well, yeah I heard Achilles does stuff like that but he's crazy. Really dangerous and careless. I hear he once crippled a girl. No, no. I didn't see it Myself you understand, I just heard about it from someone. Yeah, he may do stunts like that double flogging stuff but that's because he's dangerous. Anybody who scenes with him is just as nuts. I heard. Don't quote Me on it. Especially to him. OK? Good. Thanks.
Whips? Sure I can use a whip? Ummm, no... I don't have My whip with Me tonight but I can bring it to the next party. Oh, that's next weekend? Well, I should be able to learn, ummm, I mean bring My whip in a few weeks. I'll show you My fancy whip stuff then for sure. Were you at that party a month ago, ummm, KinkThing it was called? No? Oh I did some really hot whip scenes there. The bitches were lined up for it. That blonde chick will have to wait I guess. Well, the best IS worth waiting for though right? She'll just have to understand. If she can't wait well, she's not a Twue Submincess then and I didn't want to scene with her anyway.
SSC? Is that another technique? Ah. Safe Sane and Consensual. Yeah, I know what that means I've just never heard the acronym, you know. Well, actually I thought you said SSE. Sorry. It's kinda noisy in here. Sure I practice SSC. All the time. I even took the Red Cross course on it. Oh yeah. They offer all sorts of safety courses. Check them out. 'Course they may not offer it here. Like I said I started out in England. Europe is a lot more advanced in BDSM stuff. It's a lot more 'out' over there.
Hey well, it was nice meeting you too. Hope to see you around. Look, if you hear of any bitches looking for a good time just send them My way, OK? I'll give 'em whatever they're looking for. I can do it all My friend. Really. No guys though, OK?
I'm not THAT kind of Dumbinant.
Achilles